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The Moofia was assembled to extort milk from the lunchboxes of school bullies. Mozzarella, the leader, is loving and kind to good children but ruthless and feared by those who harass the innocent. By taking the milk from the bad and giving it to the good, the Moofia know the good will grow up strong and healthy to protect themselves. Milk is power. Milk is protection.

A modern Robin Hood Story...

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